A Tale of Bones and Pierogies

There are many moments in my life that I have longed for the freedom to travel through time and make adjustments to situations that, within an instant, had changed my psychology for the rest of my life. For example, when I was sixteen and preparing for my black belt test during a crowded martial arts class, I wish that I had chosen to wear underwear to shield my bare ass from being displayed like an unsettling art exhibit for the entire class to see once my pants had finally